“Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.”
― Mark Twain

superlouis:

movie theaters are actually really cute like a bunch of strangers come together to watch a movie together with snacks and candy and laughing and crying aw good job movie theaters i see what you did there

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

humorous:

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old


 

samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago